Tuesday 27 December 2022

Tell Us Again How It's A Harmless Recreational Drug...

Linse, from Alderley Edge, Cheshire, who had been ‘self-medicating with cannabis’, faced a charge of attempted murder on his father. But his guilty plea to causing grievous bodily harm with intent was accepted and he admitted common assault on his mother.

They are in their eighties.  

After psychiatrists concluded he had had ‘manic psychosis’ at the time, the judge sentenced him to be kept in a secure facility until doctors deem him safe to be released.

How....reassuring! 

Linse had a previous conviction from 2019 after he battered his wife with a shoe and their two-year-old daughter’s Peppa Pig book. She described a history of domestic violence and said that he blamed his rage on being unable to ‘deal with his emotions’ due to his traumatic school days.

What a pathetic specimen. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Being battered by a Peppa Pig book is a serious assault on a Jew or Muslim, presumably, just as showing Shaun the Sheep on TV makes a Welshman randy, and a Mars Bar wrapper makes a Jockistani salivate and rush to the nearest deep fat fryer! One should not neglect the cultural milieu ...

Isn't battering with a shoe a bit - um, er - Arabic? And if the perp and his wife just happened to be Peacefuls, wouldn't that be simply following the law of the Prophet? Couldn't he have self-declared to be a Peaceful doling out officially-sanctioned chastisement of an Infidel?

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 10.26,
"Peacefuls". Brilliant. Another descriptive word to add to my vocabulary. Thank you very much.
Penseivat

Doonhamer said...

Alderly Edge is not exactly a deprived area. Maybe common nouse is in short supply as it is location of many a top soccer players bijoux multi toileted mansion.
Maybe his deprivation was of any guidance in his formative years?

Bucko said...

So 'Self medicating' is the new term for drug addict?

JuliaM said...

"Being battered by a Peppa Pig book is a serious assault on a Jew or Muslim..."

😂

""Peacefuls". Brilliant. Another descriptive word to add to my vocabulary. "

Indeed! We've nearly got enough for a 'Woke Translations' book!

"Alderly Edge is not exactly a deprived area."

I know the name, but was wondering why. The mention of footballer's mansions helped with recall!

"So 'Self medicating' is the new term for drug addict?"

Indeed, but I think 'minor attracted persons' edges it out as woke term of 2022, by a whisker.