Wednesday, 3 December 2025

Brutally Murdered In The Street, And For What?

A saveloy and chips? Is life so cheap in vibrant, enriched  London? Yes, Reader, it is!
In bodycam footage captured during his arrest, Augustine furiously told police officers: 'I've not murdered nobody... I've not killed no one. What you talking about?' Augustine, who refused to attend court, was handed a life sentence with a minimum term of 23 years before he can be considered for release by Her Honour Judge Sarah Whitehouse KC at the Old Bailey today.

As always, this wasn't his first rodeo: 

The judge said Augustine, who has a host of previous convictions, may never be released from prison.

Sure, we believe you. 

8 comments:

DAD said...

'"I've not murdered nobody... I've not killed no one". A lad who told the truth without knowing it.

Lord T said...

I can think of a few lives in Londistan that are not worth that much.

Robert the Biker said...

Just another sub human piece of monkey shit, put bounty on him in prison, save us the cost of housing the cunt

Anonymous said...

The bastard didn't even eat the whole saveloy!

Aren't the press racist bastards too - they've coloured his skin in the photo to make it look like he's black.

JuliaM said...

A grammar quirk that would have been lost on plod!

JuliaM said...

Only a few?

JuliaM said...

With David Lamentable in the Big Seat, he may not be there for long.

JuliaM said...

Understandable. How hungry would you have to be to eat one of those?