Friday, 3 July 2026

Headline Of The Year!

 


Pet ferrets kept as therapy animals at the UK’s largest children’s prison have been co-opted by managers to kill rats, resulting in a bloody incident and concerns over child and animal welfare.

Sensible use of resources, give them a medal! 

The unorthodox method of vermin control was waved through last month at HMYOI Wetherby in West Yorkshire following a surge in rat numbers in prison offices and grounds.
According to a union complaint seen by the Guardian, the decision resulted in a boy who looks after ferrets witnessing an “inappropriate and potentially distressing” savaging of a screaming rat.Another complaint suggests the gored (!) rodent was then “stomped to death” by a senior staff member in front of prison officers. 

I wonder what the witness had done to be incarcerated, probably something a lot worse, so I am not convinced he’s a shrinking violet around violent acts. 

The incident once again highlights the vermin-ridden conditions in which children and adults are detained within the prison estate across England and Wales.
Permission to use ferrets to hunt rats was given by a named member of the senior management team, the HSE complaint said.
Prison Service sources blamed the influx of rats at Wetherby on building work disturbing a rats’ nest. A Youth Custody Service spokesperson said: “This was an isolated incident relating to maintenance works. HMYOI Wetherby has since strengthened its pest control procedures to keep vermin out.”

So long as it similarly strengthens its security to keep vermin IN too, I could care less. 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Remember me mentioning that I had a big cat. My twenty something daughter was temporarily living with us, doing some work on her laptop in another room. Suddenly I hear a scream and a shout of "Fucking Hell Max!" Max had brought in half a rabbit, the front half, and dropped it on the floor in front of her. I can't say that she was in any way traumatised, we country folk aren't really that squeamish when confronted with such basic facts of life.
Stonyground.

Macheath said...

@Stonyground, your comment reminded me of this (there are some blog posts you really don’t forget…):

https://aljahom.wordpress.com/2010/04/21/i-has-a-killing-field/

Jonathan said...

"Unorthodox method of vermin control"? That's what they're damn well bred for!

Anonymous said...

Pests are controlled au naturale without resorting to those nasty chemicals that the tree-huggers hate, and the ferrets get a fun workout. Win-win for everyone but the sheltered little darlings who inhabit social media.
Steven.