He Didn't 'Fall'...

...did he, 'Guardian'?

It's easy to see which papers are 'progressive':

The 'Sun', the 'Mail', several local papers, have no problems whatsoever telling it like it is.

A reporting restriction prevents the identities of both the victim and the defendant from being made public.

It doesn't prevent the papers from telling the public what really happened though, does it?

Hang On, Surely It’s ‘Poverty’ And ‘Racism’..?

Pensioner Beryl Noden, 81, of Northumberland Park, said: “At my age I’m used to this sort of thing, it happens all the time, it’s dreadful.

“When will they ever learn? God knows there’s enough violence and people killing each other in the world.

“The police have a really tough job around here but they do a wonderful job let me tell you.”

Gosh! That’s something you don’t hear every day, isn’t it?

A man who did not wish to be named said: “Kids these days are too trigger happy, there is a problem with guidance, role models and structure for young people in Tottenham.

“This is a societal problem that needs addressing sooner rather than later. In my day things were settled with fists but nowadays its guns and knives which means young people die, it’s an awful shame.”

Well, Man Who Will Not Be Named, you’ll never make it as a CiF columnist with that attitude!