All The Warmth And Compassion Of A Letter From Your Proctologist...

It wasn't a voice coach this useless article needed, it was someone to teach him how to behave like a human being. 

'The boy' indeed. 

The latest victim of the diversity and enrichment this humanoid Dalek in a paid-for suit is talking about had a name, it was Harvey Willgoose. And I had to scroll a long way down the page to find that story. Did no one in No 10's taxpayer-funded PR team think to include it? Are they all autistic?

Honestly, I know I loathe the man, and that will colour my opinions, but I've felt more humanity when Alexa reads me a local weather report...

The alleged assailant had apparently brought a blade into school on Granville Road last week, according to one furious parent.

On January 29, All Saints had also gone into a 'lock down', they said. A parent said: 'I've been told it's the same lad who caused the lock down last Wednesday who has now killed the schoolboy today.

'How can the school have allowed this to happen today when only five days ago the danger was known about?'

Quite easily, I'd imagine, since the culprit has already been named - and pictured - on social media and his name and face mark him out as part of that vibrant diversity Labour and the Tories were so keen to rub all our noses in. But what of the police? Over to a DEI hire in sensible shoes and a mannish haircut:  

Assistant Chief Constable Butterfield went on: 'We know that what has happened will cause significant distress and concern.

'I would like to reassure you that our officers will remain on scene and in the local area to offer reassurance to parents, staff and local residents as our investigation continues.

Shutting the stable door again.... 

'Although we are in the early stages of our inquiries, we are working at pace to build a full picture of how this tragedy has unfolded.

'We would therefore ask you to avoid speculation and the sharing of online content which could be distressing to them and detrimental to our investigation.'

Or is it because you don't want any more 'far right' riots to trouble the speak-your-weight-machine in No 10? 

Another Pathetically Lenient Sentence & Authority Incompetence …

A mum-of-five whose dogs savaged a pensioner has been jailed after ignoring warnings about the “vicious” animals.

'Savaged' doesn't quite fully sum up the damage done here:

Vic Franklin had to have his arm and leg amputated after being attacked by Chloe Taylor’s two rottweilers in Lewes Close in Bognor.

This is the case reported last year, and it's another one replete with all the usual issues; totally innocent victim, filthy chav owners of the vicious mutts, idiot onlookers weeping because armed police shot the poor doggies... 

Taylor, 27, wept as she was taken down today after being jailed for 27 months and told she will spend at least half in custody.

But she's not the only person who should be in the dock, not by a long chalk:

Judge William Ashworth told Taylor she ignored repeated warnings about the dogs who she knew were getting out of her insecure garden.

"The dogs were left insecure outside in the garden,” he said.

"A garden they had escaped from many times before and a garden you were aware was not secure."

The judge said Taylor had been officially warned about neighbours’ concerns and advised she was in breach of the tenancy agreement by keeping them at the house.

All those warning, and yet, they were never followed up by action. What was the point? 

A series of warnings over the aggression shown by the dogs were issued and ignored by locals, council and police, the judge said. The last warning came two days before Mr Franklin was attacked.

If they had acted on that one, he might still have all four limbs. And in fact, he doesn't owe his survival to the police who finally turned up to end the threat permanently, but to a civilian - his neighbour: 

The rottweilers mauled Mr Franklin for 11 minutes before his neighbour appeared after hearing the dogs barking and shouting. His partner looked out at the horrific scene outside and shouted: "Oh God, there is a man being attacked by a dog."

Mr Jones armed himself with a large spirit level and went out to confront the dogs.

Hard not to agree with this commenter: