Kellie Lynch’s mum Veronica said: “To cross two dangerous breeds beggars belief. These men could have made a shark on land.”Well, that shows a disturbing lack of knowledge of....well, just about anything!
But I'm sure the film rights would have been snapped up straight away.
But wait, Veronica's not finished foaming at the mouth and straining furiously at her leash:
I... I just...
“Irresponsible people who experiment with crossing pure breeds should go to jail for it.”
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Well bang goes the agricultural cattle breeding industry then. No more cross breeding for improved breed qualities.
Oh, well, the Enlightenment had to end eventually I suppose.
Maybe we should all beware of dangerous cereal hybrids too. After all, we don't want to be drowned in our own breakfast bowls by a bunch of pissed off mutant cornflakes...
It could happen, see this documentary for proof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN2CFKmfOY0
A shark on land ..... wait a minute I've just seen one of those I've just seen one of those
In fact the term 'Land Shark' to describe certain types of dogs has been in use for years.
In the film K9 Jim Belushi asks to borrow one of the dog units 'Land Sharks'
Not forgetting of course his brother in SNL skit 'Land Shark'
Julia, Dellers has already planned out the breeding program for the Great White Tiger Bull Salty Polar Bear Pigeon Hybrid, all caused by Global Warming of course.
I think you're all being very snotty. The breeders might, just might, be trying to create a really nasty dog by selectively breeding other nasty dogs. Is that really a good thing?
Of course if it was humans interbreeding that would be just noble.
They should be jailed for deliberately causing uneccessary pain and suffering to the boxer bitches forced to give birth to multiple pups with massive heads.
A shark on land?
I`ve seen that movie!
Megashark vs crocosaurus(Its a real movie I swear)
So just how are these dogs more dangerous than any other big dog abused and brutalised by fuckwit chav owners?
The owner of a ferocious dog that mauled a woman to death after being kept in a tiny cage walked free from court today after a judge said his actions did not deserve a jail term.
"I can't say this matter has passed the custody threshold so I sentence you to a community order and 150 hours unpaid work"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2081820/Harry-Potter-dog-owner-spared-jail-ferocious-pet-mauled-woman-death-locked-tiny-cage.html
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“It is very worrying,” she added. “The problem is that there are no laws against it.”
Oooh yeah... Like all those blessed laws and prohibitions we currently have prevent murders, thefts, rapes and general stupidity?
“The law as it stands is a joke. It gives powers to the authorities to act only after an attack.”
I'm beginning to suspect this woman is a huge fan of the movie Minority Report.
"Oh, well, the Enlightenment had to end eventually I suppose."
I'm beginning to wonder if we ever really had one!
"It could happen, see this documentary for proof."
Heh!
"In fact the term 'Land Shark' to describe certain types of dogs has been in use for years."
It's pretty popular on police forums!
"...all caused by Global Warming of course."
Of course!
"I think you're all being very snotty."
The term is 'snark'...;)
And yes, they might well have that in mind, but that doesn't excuse the media pandering to such idiotic reactionary nonsense from a mother of a victim.
Who, exactly, does that help?
And there are no 'nasty' dogs, just owners, as andy points out...
"They should be jailed for deliberately causing uneccessary pain and suffering to the boxer bitches forced to give birth to multiple pups with massive heads."
Obviously not a photogenic enough issue to interest the RSPCA.. :/
"..after a judge said his actions did not deserve a jail term."
Yup :( I've got a post on that in draft for today. Awful case.
"I'm beginning to suspect this woman is a huge fan of the movie Minority Report."
I'm beginning to suspect there's far too many like her, as well!
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