Saturday, 3 June 2017

But...But... Disability Cuts!?!

Two people have been hospitalised after being attacked by their own dogs in their home.
Derbyshire police and paramedics were called to a house in Boythorpe Road, Chesterfield, shortly after 7.20pm last night to reports that a man and a woman had been injured by their dogs. Both were taken to hospital by East Midlands Ambulance Service.
Police said the woman is badly injured while the man is in a "less serious" condition.
Thank god it's not an innocent member of the public...
Police say the two victims - who are believed to be a mother and her disabled son - remain in a serious condition in hospital.
 Wait, what..?
The attack is believed to have involved two bull mastiffs, which have since been put down. Another dog which lived at the property - believed to be a terrier type - has been taken into kennels.
Gosh! But isn't Frances Ryan always telling us how disabled people live in poverty, barely able to feed themselves?


decnine said...

'...disabled people live in poverty, barely able to feed themselves?'

Why do you think the dogs tried to eat the people?

Anonymous said...

Have you noticed the apparent increase in attacks by dogs at roughly the same time as the attacks on western civilisation by Muslim jihadis? I believe there is a connection. When Asif or Mohammed blow themselves up, instead of going to a celestial paradise with a shed load of virgins, they return as one of the two most unclean (in their eyes) animals, either as a dog or a pig. If a dog, they show how pissed off they are by missing out on eternal sex and given stupid, non Muslim names, by continuing to attack the vulnerable while, if a pig, they simply squeal and squeal and wallow in shit, though I thought that would have reminded them of home, until ending up on someone's breakfast table. Mmmmmmm, bacon. If only!

Pcar said...

@Penseivat, 3 June 2017 at 14:11

Excellent. Made me smile.


JuliaM said...

"Why do you think the dogs tried to eat the people?"


"Mmmmmmm, bacon. If only!"

Careful now! Bacon is a hate crime!