"Remember that raid on Sadie May's cat-house, hundreds of cops all running about..."

"...didn't we laugh when the mayor and sheriff, bare-ass naked came galloping out!"

Am I the only one to note that the two reporters' names make 'Sandwich'...?

I guess the sheep in these valleys are particularly unattractive?

Defence barrister Andrew Taylor later added that the Labour party councillor went to the brothel “of his own volition” because he trusted Hall’s establishment.

Mr Taylor said clients had to provide a name, bank or credit card details and an identity, arguing they were “vetted” before they we allowed in.

Cllr Carter did not wish to comment when contacted by WalesOnline.

I'll just bet he didn't!

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