Wednesday, 6 March 2019

Must....Not....Comment!

Waste collection workers held a procession of lorries and vehicles in honour of a colleague who passed away.
The parade of vehicles was lined up outside Pitsea Crematorium this morning.
Did the deceased actually get buried, or left at the kerb because the coffin wasn't put out early enough?

5 comments:

Ted Treen said...

"...left at the kerb because the coffin wasn't put out early enough?.." - Delightfully tasteless, very funny, and no doubt highly offensive to easily offended snowflakes. I commend this post most heartily.

Anonymous said...

... or was the coffin left because it contained materials that should have been in the recycling bin?

selsey.steve said...

Nah! The lid wasn't completely closed!

Anonymous said...

Oddly enough, when we had coal fires the main content of the bin was ashes. Should have cremated him first, then the bin collectors would have taken it as just like the old days.

JuliaM said...

"...and no doubt highly offensive to easily offended snowflakes."

Shooting fish in a barrel... ;)

"...because it contained materials that should have been in the recycling bin?"

Heh!

"Nah! The lid wasn't completely closed!"

:D

"///when we had coal fires the main content of the bin was ashes."

The good old days!