A man attacked by a pack of [redacted] in a Singapore park has said that he thought he was going to die during the ordeal.Wild dogs? Rampaging water buffalo?
Errr....not exactly:
A man attacked by a pack of otters in a Singapore park has said that he thought he was going to die during the ordeal.*blinks*
Graham George Spencer, a British citizen living in Singapore, said he was chased, pinned down and bitten “26 times in 10 seconds” by a family of otters while out for an early morning walk in the botanic gardens.
How on earth do they manage that?
He said they lunged at him, biting his ankles, legs and buttocks and causing him to fall over.
“I actually thought I was going to die – they were going to kill me,” he added.
Nature, you scary!
6 comments:
Another example of the perils of Global Warming - when it just gets 'otter and 'otter!
'Pinned down'? Is he the size of a toddler?
I wasn't aware that otters could run faster than a man, even one crapping himself.
When a family of otters is out for a walk never ever come between the offspring, or pups, and the mother, or bitch.
The fact that the mother is a bitch and a bunch of otters is called a "bevy" will alert any Weedgie to the risks.
Teeth marks around his ring of bright water.
Must have been otterly terrifying.
"Another example of the perils of Global Warming - when it just gets 'otter and 'otter!"
Oh, very good!
"'Pinned down'? Is he the size of a toddler?"
We've all read 'Gulliver's Travels', right?
"I wasn't aware that otters could run faster than a man, even one crapping himself."
They are surprisingly nimble on land, and he doesn't seem much of a man...
"The fact that the mother is a bitch and a bunch of otters is called a "bevy" will alert any Weedgie to the risks."
😂
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