Friday 6 January 2023

Is Your Middle Name 'Canute', Simon..?

Danes, who has 18 convictions for 39 offences, told the court he had no recollection of his actions.

Hardly surprising, they must all blend into one. Still, with that record, I expect he's going somewhere familiar? 

Handing down 11 months custody suspended for two years...

Huh! Maybe not... 

...Judge Simon Taylor KC ordered Danes to stay sober for the best part of four months.

Because that works, right? 

The judge branded his racist languagedisgusting”, but said his recent four years of staying out of trouble, alongside a positive work record, allowed him to suspend the jail term.

*sighs* 

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