Thursday 20 April 2023

WCPGW?*

She had been fostering the American bulldog in the hope of fully adopting it.

Because who doesn't want to foster an animal that the police have to taser and batter with truncheons to make it let go of your oh-so-tasty arm? 

She said: 'The pain was excruciating.
'I knew I was in a bad way but nothing prepared me for the news my arm would have to be amputated.'
The RSPCA has denied it was liable for the attack, and Joanna's claim will be heard at the High Court in London.

Wait, how is this the RSPCA's fault? I mean, I hold no brief for them at all, but unless there was a known risk then th... 

Ms Harris, from Crowborough, East Sussex, claims that the RSPCA failed to let her know that the dog, which was later put down, had attacked two women just eight months before it set upon her, The Sun reported.

Oops! 

This will be an important case. If the RSPCA loses, it might make other rescues think twice about handing out these things to unsuspecting idiots. 

*What could possibly go wrong?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where is the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Humans (RSPCH) when you need them?

The stupid woman is at least partly to blame in taking the thing on. No doubt the RSPCA bloke who said "It's 'armless, Missus" meant it would cost an arm and a leg to feed - she's lucky she's still got the leg ...

JuliaM said...

"The stupid woman is at least partly to blame in taking the thing on. "

A lot of these things seem to be owned by women. I wonder why? You say 'weapon dog' and immediately think of male youths, but it seems the distaff side has developed a taste for them too...