Monday 14 August 2023

Blondes Have More Fun...

Police have launched an urgent hunt for a killer who stabbed her own mother to death after she escaped from a hospital at around 5:10pm yesterday.
Laura Van Marle, 43, was on escorted leave when she threatened hospital staff with a weapon before making her escape which has sparked a nationwide search. She is described as about 5ft 7in, slim, with blonde hair with members of the public urged to call police immediately if they see her.
A spokesperson for Avon and Somerset Police said: 'Laura was on foot and is known to walk long distances, so may have left the Wellington area.'

Is Swindon 'a long distance', perchance..? 

Two men were taken to hospital after they were stabbed in a garden. It happened at a home on Clanfield Road in Park North, Swindon, at about 16:45 BST on Saturday, police said. The two victims, one in his 30s and another in his 60s, were taken to hospital to be treated for stab wounds which are not thought to be life threatening.
Officers want to hear from anyone who may have witnessed a woman leaving the address on Saturday. She is described as white, with long blonde hair in her 30s with a slim build.

What's driving young blonde women to get stabby? 

3 comments:

DAD said...

It's all those Blond jokes.

The fightback begins.......

Doonhamer said...

Who escaped from hospital?
And they are looking for a white woman? How rashist And gender assumptionist. Tut.

JuliaM said...

"The fightback begins......."

🤣

"And they are looking for a white woman? How rashist And gender assumptionist. Tut."

It's astounding how the description rules change, isn't it?