Subtitles Would Help With That, I Think!

Never change, 'Mail'...

Becoming Ireland's What?

Don't leave us on tenterhooks, 'Telegraph' subs!

H/T: NMcarthy via email

The 'Telegraph' Sub Editor Has A Mountain To Climb...

*sighs*

H/T: NMccarthy via email

So, Where Else Would They Go?

A set of traffic lights on a busy city road are set to be replaced in February.

Oh? Thanks for the information, EDP. Any more?

 Ummm, thanks?

H/T: Dave Ward via email

Whut..?

*sighs*

H/T: DAD via email

 

Please Don't Bare Anything, Your Majesty...

*sighs*

H/T: David Bain via email

Daily Express Gobbledegook

This means it is crucial that cars which have not yet been sold do leave the forecourt in time for deadlines.

An analysis from BuyaCar revealed that the biggest saving on the market could be made on an Audi A8 Saloon.

The model had a precious lost piece of £72,310 but was now available for just £42,400.

This equated to a massive 41.36 percent saving or a cash discount of £29,910.

*baffled face* 

H/T: Clive Day via email