A woman martial arts expert knocked out a Coldstream Guardsman and attacked another squaddie's wife at an Army Christmas ball in a row over soldiers pretending to be gay.Good job they weren’t attending a traditional British panto, then, or who knows what might have happened when Xena, Warrior Princess, caught sight of Widow Twankey…
Ashley Wolfe, who is 5ft 3ins and was wearing a floor-length red satin dress, assaulted Lance Sergeant Michael Fallows at a party for Sergeants, officers and their wives at Woolwich Barracks in south east London.I guess there’s no height restriction for Coldstream Guards any more.
Or perhaps she stood on a chair…
Wolfe was attending the party with her husband and fellow self-defence expert, William.‘Fellow self-defence expert..’
He’d pretty much have to be, wouldn’t he?
Beware, chaps. She’s still on the loose:
Woolwich magistrates yesterday issued an international arrest warrant for Wolfe, who failed to appear at the hearing.