Community leaders are appealing for calm after armed Turkish gangs clashed in…I’m guessing, not Turkey?
No. Not even that sprawling multicultural metropolis of London!
… an East Riding town.Lovely!
People watched in horror as gangs of men armed with sticks and batons staged running battles outside the Plaza Pizzeria in Swinefleet Road.Ah, vibrancy!
It followed similar battles between rival gangs in Scunthorpe.
Several men have been arrested and two are in hospital, including one who was deliberately run over.
But we don’t want to make a fuss. Oh, no…
Goole councillor Pat O'Neill said: "From what I hear, the trouble was more of a personal matter rather than a cultural thing. I hope there won't be any more trouble and I'd like people to remain calm."Oh, hell, well, if it was a personal thing, no worries, eh?
Incoming eastern Europeans have been able to find common bonds with indigenous people and there have been few problem, despite cultures being so different.How? It doesn’t seem as though anyone wants to be judgemental enough to make the bloody point to them!
Mrs O'Neill said: "They are very well integrated. We have Russians, Latvians, Polish and Bulgarians. There aren't very many Turkish people, but we do have some.
"The problems we saw on Tuesday morning are how they deal with things in their own country. They've brought that culture across here. Eventually, they'll realise that's not how we do things."