Wednesday, 27 July 2016

I Think We Can All Figure Out What She Was Doing With It, Can't We?

A woman stabbed a mother-of-four in the leg, narrowly missing a major artery, in a revenge attack which started with a food fight outside a Bristol branch of Greggs.
Tabitha Macfarlane, defending Meaker, said: "The sadness is that Elisha and Danielle used to be friends. "She says she is dreadfully sorry. That sounds pretty trite but she genuinely is."
Jane Chamberlin, defending mum-of-two Kayleigh Martin, said: "She accepts it is her fault it happened. "She was intending to fight Miss Davies because of what happened that day."
Well, that's nice. If oh so predictable.
The judge told Meaker: "These are particularly serious offences. Quite what you thought you were doing with a knife at that incident one just doesn't know."
One needs to get out more, then...


James Higham said...

Greggs - food fight - stabbing. Nah, doesn't spring readily to the mind in terms of my Greggs visits.

stengle said...

At our local bakers people are more scared of being hit by an out-of-date sausage roll.

Right between the eyes.

JuliaM said...

"Nah, doesn't spring readily to the mind in terms of my Greggs visits."

Me neither, but I do go very early in the morning.

"Right between the eyes."