A man who lives as a vampire has said he ‘just wants to be treated like everyone else’.Really? Shit! *quickly hides stake*
Darkness said until recently he had very few problems from other people.
However this changed when he went for a drink with friends at a pub in Oswaldtwistle where he said he was openly abused because of the way he dressed.They didn't fetch pitchforks and flaming torches, did they? I'm pretty sure H&S wouldn't like it.
And the brewery probably bans such capers too...
Darkness said he first became attracted to the vampire lifestyle as a teenager.Well, I know I'm shocked..
“Garlic doesn’t affect me...Good. Glad we cleared that up.
...and I can quite happily walk around in the sunlight.”In Oswaldtwistle? How often does the sun come out up there?
Sylvia Lancaster, Sophie’s mother, said: “The sad part is we hear these kind of stories all the time.
“It is far more common than people realise, and it is completely out of order.”No, no, I really don't think that's the sad part, love...
*unless the B6234 is dug up again by British Gas, then traffic's monstrous...
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