Thursday 6 January 2022

Another Day, Another Typical Case...

A police spokesman said: "We are investigating whether this incident is linked to another in Sandpit Lane in October.
"We want to speak to a man in connection with the incident.
"He is described as white, stocky, between 5ft 10ins tall and 6ft tall, with a facia (sic) tattoo, cropped hair and unshaven, and wearing grey tracksuit trousers, black boots, and a black jacket with a hooded top underneath."
So, your typical 'American Bulldog' owner, then? Albeit most recently, they've been female. But who am I to presume gender?

A spokesman for Essex Police said: “We are investigating an incident where a dog died after it was reported to have been attacked by another dog.
“It happened in Chalkwell Park in Westcliff at around 3.30pm on 27 December.
“A Bichon Friese was injured and, sadly, later died.
“Our enquiries are ongoing.
We need anyone who saw anything or has any CCTV, dashcam or doorbell footage to contact us.
Translation: "Do our job for us, we're too lazy and don't really understand what 'investigate' means.."

4 comments:

MTG1 said...

Plod has long attracted idle dross; compounding that characteristic by recuiting the very worst from a stagnant pool. Today's unaffordable and useless 'public service' owes much to these twin features. And the prominent hallmarks of Filth are:- cheating, stealing, dodging work, fornicating and a plethors of other chronic perversions.

MTG1 said...

*plethora*

Anonymous said...

Just forget to tax your car and you will of course feel the full force of the law which is today only really applied to the law abiding.

JuliaM said...

"Plod has long attracted idle dross..."

Everywhere does. They just seem to hang onto them for longer.

"Just forget to tax your car and you will of course feel the full force of the law which is today only really applied to the law abiding."

Undoubtedly!