Wednesday 16 June 2010

What Did They Do Before, Then..?

The school apologised to his mother and has reviewed its outdoor trip policy, which will now include a head count.
Guess..?

6 comments:

cornyborny said...

No worries - 'lessons' will (undoubtedly) be 'learned'!

GAH.

Anonymous said...

Kids from Laindon? I would have left them all behind. Little sh*ts they are no doubt to become, if not already...

English Viking said...

Doesn't this presuppose that Teachers can count?

DerekP said...

The head count would probably stop them coming away with more children than they arrived with, but doesn't necessarily mean they're leaving with the same children they brought.

Anonymous said...

count the legs and divide by two?

JuliaM said...

"Kids from Laindon? I would have left them all behind. Little sh*ts they are no doubt to become..."

I drive through part of Laindon occasionally. Very fast, with the windows wound up and the safety locks engaged...

"The head count would probably stop them coming away with more children than they arrived with, but doesn't necessarily mean they're leaving with the same children they brought."

That might be an advantage though. Maybe their OFSTED rating would go up, instead of down, if they kept the ringers? ;)

"count the legs and divide by two?"

That presupposes, as EV says, that teachers can count...