"...It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world."
The Kinks weren't wrong, were they? As we hurtle towards 2020, and a new decade, you wonder what will top this.
You know, don't you, that some narcissistic exhibitionists somewhere are surely planning to...
Man and woman have baby?
If I have understood, the dramatis personae are:
1 Lesbian 1, who has had her tits chopped off and can't decide whether she's Arthur or Martha (you'll always be Martha, love, pretending otherwise doesn't make you an iota more interesting) so has declared herself 'non-binary'.
2 Lesbian 2, who has evidently grown tired of the taste of rugs and so has started munching testosterone tablets, managed to sprout some facial hair and is now deluding herself that, uterus and associated parts notwithstanding, she is a man.
3 Some sad bloke in a frock and a bad wig who has managed to knock out some DNA for the lesbianics to use.
4 Some freak with a medical degree who has facilitated all this.
And all for the purpose of creating, and utterly warping, an innocent child.
Before the advent of the internet, the odds of these four entities colliding would have been infinitesimal. I don't know about any of you lot, but a return to an age of quill and parchment has never looked more attractive.
As Trevor has said, 4 freaks conspiring to produce a doomed child. I can only hope he grows up to murder his parents with an axe! We have reached peak faggotry, surely it can only get better from now on.
"Man and woman have baby?"
Come now, that's far too ordinary an event to get you the publicity you crave!
"Before the advent of the internet, the odds of these four entities colliding would have been infinitesimal."
Possibly. But, as Dr Malcolm said, 'life finds a way'...
"... surely it can only get better from now on."
I admire your optimism!
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