Monday, 2 December 2019

No 'Community', No 'Shock'...

A community has been left in shock after a man was shot outside a convenience store in Southend in what police are calling a “targeted” attack.
Oh noes! Where?
Officers conducted a thorough search of the area following the incident, outside The York Superstore, in York Road, at about 9.20pm on Tuesday.
Ah. Yes, it would be, wouldn't it...?
Carrie-Ann Wilcox, 26, lives near to where the shooting took place. She said: “I know this isn’t the best road in Southend but I can’t believe someone has been shot near on our doorstep.”
Heh! Keep that sense of humour, Carrie-Ann, love...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I know this isn't the best road in Southend...."
Having lived there for a while, there is only one 'best' road, and that is the one leading out of the town.
Penseivat

Hector Drummond said...

Is this your road, Julia? Which shop do you live above?

JuliaM said...

"Having lived there for a while, there is only one 'best' road, and that is the one leading out of the town."

You're not wrong!

"Is this your road, Julia? Which shop do you live above?"

Thankfully, I just work in Southend. God forbid I have to live there!