Is it Raoul Moat himself, inspiration for a hundred jokes and a very entertaining Twitter account (until Twitter suspended it)?
Is it acting Chief Constable Sue Sim? A ghastly advert for promoting females regardless of ability merely to meet diversity targets, she's barely able to string words together when they've been written for her by someone competent, and thankfully, someone at ACPO has finally twigged and relegated her to a supporting role in press conferences.
Or is it the dimwit from the armed response team that, after frightening the living daylights out of an innocent couple because someone told them Moat was hiding at their house, left a clip containing 20 copper-tipped 5.56 calibre bullets behind?
Northumbria Police were alerted to the security scare and a spokesman promised a full investigation into the matter.Maybe you'll discover it fell out of his Quality Street tin...
'We will fully investigate the circumstances,' he said.