Sunday 13 April 2014

White Dog Bird

Warwick University students are being forced to run the gauntlet of angry swans.
The birds - who are going through their breeding season - are said to be behaving particularly aggressively on the campus in Coventry at the moment.
So far, so normal.
One 24-year-old student at the university, has been capturing images of the swans confronting terrified students.
“These swans are very annoying, and the students feel as though they’re being bullied.
I’m from India, and they attack me especially, they focus straight on me.
“We’ve been warned that the swans will be a bit feisty at this time of year, but they go for me all year round.
“I think they don’t like too many Indians in England - maybe the swans here are a little bit racist.”
According to the song, everyone is…

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Many years ago my parents did have a racist dalmation. The children next door used to torment him, and after that he would bark at any indian who happened to cross his path

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

These swans are very annoying, and the students feel as though they’re being bullied.

No son, the students are annoying the Swans, who then react accordingly to a perceived threat - give them some space you fuckwits

I’m from India, and they attack me especially

Goodness gracious me!

Anonymous said...

Black glove, white glove?

Furor Teutonicus said...

XX maybe the swans here are a little bit racist.”XX

And you think he is joking when he said that?

Anonymous said...

Luck it isn't the Falkland Island Penguins, according to the Argetinian "government" they have Nuclear armed Penguins...
"Racist Swans"? I'm amazed the local politzei didn't deploy their armed response unit and round all the swans up.

Mr. Morden said...

The Campus should introduce Black Swans, so the clearly racist (English) Swans, can experience the delights of diversity and 'multicultural-swandon'.

All racist White Swans will be required to attended ethnic and diversity re-educational classes, to cure them on the inbred racism. Any racist White English Swans who refuse, will be shot !

We will not have our Liberal and socially inclusive policies challenges by these clearly Right-Wing (pun intended) Fascist birds.

Message Ends.

andy5759 said...

Swan back on the menu then?

JuliaM said...

"Goodness gracious me!"

SNORK!

"And you think he is joking when he said that?"

No, probably not!

"The Campus should introduce Black Swans, so the clearly racist (English) Swans, can experience the delights of diversity and 'multicultural-swandon'."

Don't give 'em ideas!