Tuesday, 28 July 2015

It's The Boundless Gratitude That Makes Taking In Refugees Such A Heartwarming Gamble...

Declan Adams, defending, said: 'There is an aggravated feature here, given the tragedy that happened in Tunisia.
'From what I know of the defendant he is a 31-year-old who came to the UK as an asylum seeker from Iran.
'It appears he suffers from trauma and depression, and presents himself as a man who has possible trouble in that area. He says he lives in a hostel.
'He certainly was not aware of what a coroner's court was, and in that respect didn't realise the sensitivity of the situation.
'He said he felt depressed and wanted the flowers to brighten up his room. He wants to extend his apologies to those victims and express his sympathy.
'He is not familar with current affairs and had he been aware he would not have taken the flowers.'
Bravo! A stirring performance, sir! It should win you the lawyer's equivalent of a BAFTA! Now, all we can hope is that your client doesn't ruin it by...

Oh. Too late!
Moradisohi stood and shouted when ordered to pay the fine, saying: 'Why should I pay? I am sick. I have a mental problem. How can I pay? They give me poison and make me disabled.'
Well, you could always try the top-class medical facilities back in Iran, chum...

Fahrenheit211 has more.

5 comments:

Stephen Guy said...

No doubt he got Legal Aid too!

Lord T said...

I can understand his concern. If he was fined in Iran not paying has repercussions. He will soon adapt and will be able to control his outbursts when he realising that the fine means fuck all.

Fahrenheit211 said...

I married into a family that had former refugees in it, people who came to Britain with almost nothing but worked hard to fit in and to support their families and contribute, sometimes in uniform, to the life of the United Kingdom. They were and are grateful for Britain giving them a second chance of life. They are such a contrast to the pisstakers, economic migrants, Islamic terrorists, rapists, cash for crash fraudsters, welfare parasites and other human sewage that passes itself off for 'refugees' these days.

If I was a refugee in some other country I would be keeping my head down and praying that I didn't accidentally do something that got me kicked out. This Iranian fake refugee doesn't seem to have learned that lesson and we should just tell him to fuck off back to Iran or whatever Islamic shithole will take him.

Lynne at Counting Cats said...

Representative of those desperate "migrants" we're hearing so much about recently?

JuliaM said...

"No doubt he got Legal Aid too!"

No doubt at all...:/

"If he was fined in Iran not paying has repercussions."

Quite!

" They are such a contrast to the pisstakers, economic migrants, Islamic terrorists, rapists, cash for crash fraudsters, welfare parasites and other human sewage that passes itself off for 'refugees' these days. "

Couldn't agree more. Sadly, they tar the ones who do things properly with the same brush.

"Representative of those desperate "migrants" we're hearing so much about recently?"

The ones with iPhones and designer trainers?