Sunday 14 March 2021

"Consequences? No-one Told Me There'd Be Any Of Those!"


Gosh, it'd take a heart of stone, wouldn't it?

The awards system has maintained its usual artist categories, with prizes for British solo male and British solo female. That means there is no room for Smith, who uses they and them as their pronouns since coming out as non-binary in September 2019.

Best reply:


/applause 

H/T: Shatterface via Twitter

10 comments:

MrMC said...

Plenty of opportunities for new awards:

Biggest hairy feet to fit into a pair of stilettos ? best makeup plastered over a five o clock shadow maybe ?

Stonyground said...

If Sam Smith has won any awards in the past it suggests that the judges all have cloth ears. I mean, have you heard them sing?

Diesel said...

Stoneyground, please use the grammatically and medically correct pronoun;

“...have you heard IT sing?”

MTG said...

I don't want to hear them sing, SG.

MrMC said...

I drew the line at Danny La Rue and Hinge and Bracket (by the way I still ponder on the fact you never saw Hinge and Bracket and Cherie Blair in the same room).
I also note Oprah bears more than a passing resmblance to what footballist Ian Wright might look like in drag....

MrMC said...

BTW my suspicions upon the latter were intitially aroused upon observing a picture of Mrs Oprah Winfrey during the NutMeg and Harry interview and immediately recalling that I had never seen Mrs Winfrey and footballist Ian Wright in the same Arsenal dressing room or team bath at the same time, with or without a black curly wig.

Bucko said...

There will defo be a non-binary category next year and maybe a hundred other made up genders. Music awards are that woke, normally...

Doonhamer said...

He could have entered for Best Beer with SS initials.
Always get a good head.

Anonymous said...

Always thought that any woman who calls herself an actor should be automatically excluded from Best Actress/Supporting Actress awards at the Oscars etc - see how many continue with that nonsense?

JuliaM said...

"If Sam Smith has won any awards in the past it suggests that the judges all have cloth ears. I mean, have you heard them sing?"

The 'Bond' theme eventually grew on me. A bit.

"...I had never seen Mrs Winfrey and footballist Ian Wright in the same Arsenal dressing room or team bath at the same time, with or without a black curly wig."

🤣

"There will defo be a non-binary category next year..."

Sadly I won't be at all surprised!