Friday 29 October 2021

Does This Sound Like Someone Who Should Have A Driving Licence?

John Nixon, in mitigation, said the defendant had some learning difficulties and needed the support of his family to help him with the Probation Service.
Judge Smith said: "You appear to have a problem with people in authority, you are very close to receiving a prison sentence."

Not bloody close enough, clearly! 

"I need some more information about you and I need to see whether or not you can be given a suspended sentence for this offence. I am deferring sentence in your case, I am putting it off until January."

Wouldn't it be terrible if his next victim is a judge? 

6 comments:

MTG said...

Maybe the guy was just scared witless by the usual insane 'plod tactics', JuliaM?

It later transpired that plod suspicions of him being a banned driver, were totally false and groundless! And the reports do not elaborate on the contributions made by PC Madbastard's own driving to an 'exciting chase'. Aggressive tailgating? Deliberate baiting from bored plid and an excuse for petrolhead fun? Was this just ANOTHER avoidable and barmy plodchase? A jolly that simply failed to produce a single corpse?

Frank said...

He "...ignored the blue lights and sirens of the perusing police car..."

Presumably, this was wrote by a professional journalist. ;-)

MTG said...

'Perusing plod' - searching and probing for an outcome of interest to them.

Anonymous said...

Plid Melvin? How uneducatid.

Anyway, even you MTG have to stop if the police tell you do so. It's not a request, banned or otherwise. I realise you think you are above the law.

Jaded.

JuliaM said...

"It later transpired that plod suspicions of him being a banned driver, were totally false and groundless! "

If he'd stopped immediately, that would have been discovered quicker and certainly in a safer manner. Wouldn't it?

"Presumably, this was wrote by a professional journalist. ;-)"

Or whatever passes for one now!

"I realise you think you are above the law."

There's a hell of a lot of people who seem to think that these days...

MTG1 said...

'There's a hell of a lot of people who seem to think that these days...'

You can certainly include the majority of police.