I've Found Him, I've Found Him!

Who, you ask? Why, the Grinch, of course! It is Christmas, after all. 

Step forward, John Northridge, from Derby

Mr Northridge says he visited the high-end Victoria Centre store with his wife on Monday afternoon, December 13, to buy perfume when the incident happened.

Oooh, 'the incident'! Wait, wait! *fetches popcorn*

OK, pray continue! 

The 71 year old said: "My wife bought some Bulgari & Musc Noir, and then moved to the Aqua di Parma counter and I noticed that the salesman was not wearing a mask."

*gasps* Oh no! 

"When I asked him why he responded with glee that he was exempt."

Why did you even ask? 

"My response was countered with you don’t have to buy from me."

Interesting that you don't tell us what your response to that was, isn't it? I wonder why...

"I just think that is a ridiculous response."

I think people will probably agree. Not about the salesman's response, though. 

It is understood that Mr Northridge has submitted a complaint to the retail chain following the incident.

One hopes John Lewis will respond app...

Oh. 

In response to his concerns, a spokesperson for John Lewis added: "We are very sorry that our customer was spoken to in this way - this is unacceptable and we will take this up with the Acqua di Parma concession."

Why? In this case, the customer isn't right.  

"The safety of our customers and Partners remains of paramount importance. We have continued to recommend customers, Partners and concession staff wear a face covering in our shops and in line with Government guidance unless exempt."

Which the salesman was. So what's your problem? 

A Final Musical Interlude Before The Big Day...

/applause

On The Twelfth Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...the overturning of our historical stoicism in the face of peril. 

And another failing and incompetent government department, a plethora of excuses for the justice system, yet more incompetent cronyism, an 'Accident and Emergency' service you can't use unless you've pre-booked, disunity in the Commons, the idiotic 'Rule Of Six', yet more mask insanity, four more contradictory rules on masks, a third mask policy U-turn, two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for. 

Merry Covidmas, one and all!

On The Eleventh Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...another failing and incompetent government department. 

And a plethora of excuses for the justice system, yet more incompetent cronyism, an 'Accident and Emergency' service you can't use unless you've pre-booked, disunity in the Commons, the idiotic 'Rule Of Six', yet more mask insanity, four more contradictory rules on masks, a third mask policy U-turn, two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

On The Tenth Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...a plethora of excuses for the justice system. 

nd yet more incompetent cronyism, an 'Accident and Emergency' service you can't use unless you've pre-booked, disunity in the Commons, the idiotic 'Rule Of Six', yet more mask insanity, four more contradictory rules on masks, a third mask policy U-turn, two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

Look Who's Back...

The top scientific adviser who quit after breaking lockdown to see his married lover played a major role in the dramatic U-turn on Christmas.

Professor Neil Ferguson was among those attending a meeting of Nervtag – the New and Emerging Respiratory Virus Threats Advisory Group – to discuss the new mutant strain of coronavirus on Friday.

The key findings showing the variant was 70 per cent more transmissible were then presented by Chief Medical Officer Chris Whitty to Boris Johnson.

If this doesn't finally hammer the nail of understanding into the heads of those who - unaccountably - are still backing Boris, what will?

The man who was caught ignoring his own advice in order to to dip his wick has now returned and demanded that everyone's Christmas be ruined, and instead of laughing and saying 'Which moron let this clown back in the door?' before firing them, the useless buffoon in No 10 decided to take his advice once again.

Who could still argue that this man is fit to be Prime Minister?

On The Ninth Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...yet more incompetent cronyism. 

And an 'Accident and Emergency' service you can't use unless you've pre-booked, disunity in the Commons, the idiotic 'Rule Of Six', yet more mask insanity, four more contradictory rules on masks, a third mask policy U-turn, two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

Let's Have Some More Christmas Music!

 

And what could be more Christmassy for 2020 than a squamous horror rising from the deep to devour us all? We could always make it Prime Minister.

On The Eighth Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...an 'Accident and Emergency' service you can't use unless you've pre-booked. 

And disunity in the Commons, the idiotic 'Rule Of Six', yet more mask insanity, four more contradictory rules on masks, a third mask policy U-turn, two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

On The Seventh Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...disunity in the Commons at last. 

And the idiotic 'Rule Of Six', yet more mask insanity, four more contradictory rules on masks, a third mask policy U-turn, two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

On The Sixth Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...the idiotic 'Rule Of Six'. 

And yet more mask insanity. four more contradictory rules on masks, a third mask policy U-turn, two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

On The Fifth Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...yeah, you guessed it, yet more mask insanity! 

And four more contradictory rules on masks, a third mask policy U-turn, two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

On The Fourth Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...four more contradictory rules on masks. 

And a third mask policy U-turn, two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

On The Third Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...a third mask policy U-turn. 

And two-tier policing, and someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

On The Second Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...two-tier policing. 

And someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.

On The First Day Of Covidmas, Boris Gave To Me...

...someone running the country I didn't get to vote for.