Another Day, Another Dog Fatality...

 ...and another aspect to watch social media for:

A 19-year-old woman who died in a dog attack has been named locally as Jamie-Lea Biscoe. The fatal attack happened in the village of Leaden Roding in Dunmow at about 10.45pm yesterday. The emergency services were alerted to the scene, where they found the young woman seriously injured.

Family members have paid tribute to Jamie, saying the dog was a ‘seven-y ear-old lurcher’. One woman wrote: ‘She slept on my granddaughter’s bed. It’s devastating.’

These stories are usually  jumped on by pit nutters eager to sing the praises of their bloodpot mutts, and this one's no different of course: 

Of course, 'lurcher' isn't a breed, it's a crossbreed, and travellers in particular often cross sighthound breeds like greyhounds and salukis with bull breeds for poaching, so what went into the animal and where he obtained it from are going to be lines of enquiry. And  indeed, photos of dogs on  the victims social media show two distinct types, one the typical scruffy, lightly built lurcher and another blocky-headed bull breed crossbred animal. If these are the culprits, the death is somwhat more likely. We are now told that the mutt savaged the father too when he attmpted to save the girl.

But ever since the drive to make the countryside more enticing to Muslims, every dog attack attracts these tinfoil hatted loons: 

It's exhausting enough arguing with the pit nutters, I'm not even going to try with these.... 

It's Like Reading The Comments Of Flat-Earthers...

An XL bully dog has attacked an 11 year-old-boy, who was taken to hospital.

Here we go again, and Wales again too...

A registered XL bully dog was surrendered to officers by the owner.

Which the pit nutters will of course say 'This proves BSL doesn't work', of course. Except...do you think that this would have happened if the dog hadn't been registered? It'd be another pitnrun.

And the Facebook crowd? What are they squawking about, I wonder?

Totally deranged... and only a few days after police in Greater Manchester had to deal with another dangerous dog on the loose. Properly, this time. 

Even Fox Mulder Wouldn't Touch This One...

...and come to think of it, didn't Dana Scully have something rather pithy to say about the ability of government to maintain a coverup?

MPs are calling for a Hillbsorough-style independent panel inquiry into claims...

Wait for it... 

...of an alleged Government cover-up over the toxic death of a seven-year-old schoolboy during floods ten years ago.

Yes, it's this case. Again.

The Mail on Sunday has highlighted the decade-long crusade by Zane's parents, Kye Gbangbola, 57, and Nicole Lawler, 46, to uncover the truth about the tragedy.

Well, no, actually, what they want to uncover is someone other than themselves to be to blame. 

Gas detection kit worn by firefighters at the scene sounded the alarm for hydrogen cyanide at the property and neighbours were evacuated.

Zane's death was discussed at an urgently-convened Cobra meeting in Whitehall later the same day.

But a coroner's inquest later concluded that Zane's death was due to carbon monoxide poisoning. The coroner Richard Travers said fumes from a petrol pump hired by Zane's parents to clear water from their home was to blame.

But that would mean shadowy forces weren't to blame, and the parents can't have that, as it points the finger back at them. 

The family's home in Chertsey, Surrey - where Mr Gbangbola and Ms Lawler still reside - flooded again last month during Storm Henk.

I wonder how they cleared that floodwater?  

Never Forget, These People Hate Us, And Our Way Of Life...

What..?

No, no. Not terrorists! I mean these people:

The people sitting safely at home or in their offices, wringing their hands over murdering scum.

It's more than 'OK', it's what we need to do. And we need to see it.

And conspiraloons are a whole other branch of crazy...

And finally:

Yup! That's the State broadcaster making no distinction between perpetrator and innocent victims.

Sometimes, There's No Conspiracy...

...but it's considered far more palatable than the truth.

Firefighters have accused the Government of covering up the death of a seven-year-old schoolboy killed by toxic poisoning when his home was flooded.

Crews who recovered the body of tragic Zane Gbangbola have also joined a growing chorus of MPs and legal experts demanding an independent inquiry.

Yes, it's this long running saga.

Lee Belsten, secretary of the Fire Brigades Union in Surrey, said: ‘It was our firefighters who detected hydrogen cyanide at the property and our members believe that the verdict of the coroner was highly questionable. We will expose the true events and hold to account those individuals and authorities who we believe lied and withheld crucial evidence.’

And after that, you'll find Judge Crater, Shergar, and the real killer of OJ Simpson's ex-wife...?

Choose Your Victims Wisely...

McNeill published ‘scandalous satanic child abuse accusations’ and encouraged people ‘to take direct action against the children of these women.’

She allegedly published details of the cult, saying: ‘They would drink the blood of babies and then dance around wearing the skulls on parts of their bodies.

‘They would put them to sleep by injecting them, slit their throats, cook the babies and eat them.’

McNeill even claimed babies were cooked in a secret room in a McDonald’s restaurant on Finchley Road:

‘The ritual is performed on an upstairs room in McDonald’s on Mondays and Fridays.

‘Sacrifice, blood drinking and babies’ flesh eating occurs on Saturdays. The children are frequently injected and put to sleep, apparently the school nurse is the one who does the injections.

McNeill claimed up to 18 teachers from the primary school were also involved in abusing children. She said members of the cult - from all walks of society - carried out satanic rituals in secret rooms at a Hampstead church.

Strangely, police did not immediately launch investigations costing millions of pounds and dozens of man-hours investigating her claims.

They had, after all, already dismissed them:

Ms Moore told the court: ‘In September 2014 the Metropolitan Police received reports of wide spread child abuse. Satanic child rape and murder in churches in Hampstead in north London.

‘These allegations surround two small children, commonly referred to as P and Q.’

She said police initially took the complaints seriously and interviewed the children. The matter eventually reached the High Court and Mrs Justice Pauffley ruled that the accusations relating to the cult were ‘baseless.’

But recordings of the children’s police interviews surfaced online and McNeill began her campaign to uncover the alleged cult, said Ms Moore.

And she was promptly arrested and charged. Yet strangely, the only difference between this bonkers old bat's claims and those of the man known as 'Nick' is that her targets aren't celebrities and politicians.

Makes you think, doesn't it?

That Moment When A Conspiracy Theory Seems Less Plausible...

...than the reality of navigating the streets of gloriously enriched London.

Looks Like Someone Clubbed The Progressives' Latest Baby Seal*...

I really don't know why bizarre and unlikely theories are started in order to provoke unrest.

Do you, David Lammy?

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A Bit Out Of The Church’s Remit, I’d Have Thought..?

A vicar who promoted conspiracy theories that Israel was behind the September 11 terrorist attacks on the internet has been banned from speaking, writing, tweeting or blogging on the Middle East by the Church of England.

The Rev Stephen Sizer has also agreed a complete prohibition on using any social media for at least six months. It is believed to be the first ban of its kind issued by the church.

I’m guessing that not only does this ban have no legal standing, they’ve no way of checking that he’s complying with it? There’s nothing to stop him setting up an anon account, after all.

And…if he’s that bad, how can he still remain in post?

But Dr Sizer will be able to remain as priest in charge of his Christ Church parish in affluent Virginia Water, Surrey, and there are no current plans to defrock him.

Hmmm…

Bishop Watson said Dr Sizer's "strong but increasingly indiscipline anti-Zionist agenda" had become a "liability". He said that even other Christians who support the Palestinian cause found his strident stance counterproductive.

"Having now met Stephen, in my brand new role as Bishop of Guildford, I do not believe that his motives were antisemitic," he said.

"But I have concluded that, at the very least, he has demonstrated appalling poor judgment on the material he has chosen to disseminate, particularly via social media, some of which is clearly antisemitic."

Can’t help but think that an undemocratic ‘ban’ on social media use doesn’t send the right message, when coupled with a failure to prevent him representing the church…