A London police force is being sued over claims that it used two undercover dwarfs to carry out an anti-terror search.
Maybe they were only ‘undercover’ because the uniform department can’t cope?
A Russian doctor is claiming £55,000 saying City of London Police officers also sexually assaulted him and took his DNA to carry out "covert biological experiments".Oo-er!
Sadly, the men in white coats haven’t been summoned for this case, but the men in grey wigs have:
The case will be considered by a High Court judge and the City force has engaged lawyers at taxpayers' expense to defend the action.And when the case is thrown out (please god, it will be, won’t it?) will the mental health services take over?