Monday 8 September 2014

You Don’t Say..?

Burnley Crown Court heard Mahmood, who wanted to be a solicitor or barrister, claimed he forgot he was subject to the suspended sentence.
Errr....
Mr Holland said: “He's going to have an uphill task to persuade the Law Society if he wants to be a solicitor."
Oh, I don't know. He's got 'Excuses 101' down pat already.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

To be fair, it's easy to forget stuff, like the fact you're subject to a suspended sentence or whatever. I mean, only yesterday I forgot to buy milk :/

MTG said...

Standard lawyer material. A busy profession whose members, and I use the word advisedly, often forget to pay taxes or fail to think of the law when laundering clients' money.

Best of luck with the porridge degree, Mr Mahmood.
*cough*

Ted Treen said...

MTG's spot on!

Being a criminal is absolutely no bar (pun intended) to membership of the legal profession:- in fact some would see it as being de rigeur.

Being a convicted criminal, however...

andy5759 said...

I recall a lawyer getting nicked without a ticket on her way to Luton. She was married to a Prime Minister.

Anonymous said...

Bunny

Not going to be any good at remembering legal principle then.

Furor Teutonicus said...

XX Mahmood, who wanted to be a solicitor or barrister, XX

And THIS is how the West will fall!

The sand niggers have learned their Mao Tse Tsung well; "Take over all the positions of power." (Or was that Chao en Lai??? No matter, one of them.)

JuliaM said...

"To be fair, it's easy to forget stuff..."

I hear it gets worse as you get older!

"I recall a lawyer getting nicked without a ticket on her way to Luton. She was married to a Prime Minister."

Quite!

"Not going to be any good at remembering legal principle then."

Does that even still exist?