Woke up this morning, put in the radio, wondered why Vanessa Feltz wasn't wittering on as usual, tuned in with half an ear as I made the tea and fed the cats.
That's how I learned about the Manchester terrorist atrocity.
Nigel Farage tweeted this morning that the bomb was targeted at children, and this would be 'a big shock for the UK'.
Would it? Really?
IS ANYONE SHOCKED ANYMORE?
We go to the polls in a few weeks. Choose wisely.