Tuesday 20 March 2018

Ha Ha Ha Ha! Stop. You're Killing Me!

UKIP councillor Steven Hodge said: “We have received several complaints about this incident which was lawless, like something from the Wild West.
"Tesco staff were instructed not to challenge them.
"It seems it is one rule for us and other for the travellers.”
 Oh, you are a wag!
Independent councillor Kerry Smith added: “Apparently the staff were threatened by the main leader of the traveller group not to get them arrested or they would trash the store. The staff then emptied many of the shelves because they were walking in an out and taking what they wanted, as well as using the toilets like a washroom.
“Yesterday afternoon I contacted the Police Crime and Fire commissioner of Essex, to get his officers out and get them arrested for public order offences.”
*wipes away tear of mirth* Good one! Got any more?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i wud do summat like lightening but their is all these motorists what is doing 31mph and stuff too deal with first
pc jagged

Anonymous said...

While the Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers were in the store, it may have given some local artists the opportunity to practice their skills on the white sides of the caravans. Diversity, and all that.
Penseivat

Anonymous said...

When you press "post" Melvin do you ever re-read what you have written? I would advise you to do so because you are embarrassing yourself.
Jaded

oswaldthake@aol.com said...

Melvin and embarrassment? Isn't that an oxymoron? (Some kind of moron, anyway.)

JuliaM said...

"While the Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers were in the store, it may have given some local artists the opportunity to practice their skills on the white sides of the caravans. Diversity, and all that."

Heh! Now, there's a plan...