Oh, gosh! How terrible! How will they keep warm?
OK. Never mind...
She said housing association Sanctuary have offered to fix the heating issue, but have asked the family-of-four to move out.
Charmaine added: "We have had no heating since we have lived here. It is so cold you have to have multiple layers on to go to bed."
Pretty sure they meant 'nightclothes', and not blubber!
"There is a draft that comes all through the windows, there's mould all through the house.
"Sanctuary said they had to come in to get the house sorted but they need so much access."
Errrr, well, yes! How else are they supposed to fix it?
Charmaine added: "In my eldest daughter's bedroom there is no room to do anything - but they want the room clear to get in there.
"I can't clear my kids out."
Isn't there a forklift driver who could do the job?
I am appalled at you fat-shaming those grossly obese lard-arse beached whales.
The money they saved on heating has gone on food!
For the benefit of those who haven't seen it yet... https://mobile.twitter.com/LinghamColin/status/1461658006471409667
"Maybe if the Fridge door stayed closed for more than 5 minutes, it wouldn't be so cold."
They'd better reinforce the flooring upstairs while sorting out the windows, in case all three are go into the same room together.
I'm calling "house" on chav bingo. I would also guess that there's no danger of any employment in that house.
Never before in human history has so much, been eaten by so few, who were so useless.
Have I got this right? Their house is in a very poor state of repair. The housing association wants to repair it but they won't allow the necessary access for the workmen. They are complaining that their house is in a very poor state of repair. So what exactly do they want? To freeze to death so that they have even more to complain about?
Some kind of press gang.
They look fit enough for the modern army and have all the qualifications for police head chief assistant commissioner inspector constable superintendant.
"To freeze to death so that they have even more to complain about?"
At least they wouldn't be able to complain if they've frozen to death!
As Kenny Everett (In one of his guises) used to say "Just BOMB the Bastards"
"For the benefit of those who haven't seen it yet..."
" I would also guess that there's no danger of any employment in that house."
What role could they reasonably play? Traffic calming bollard?
"Never before in human history has so much, been eaten by so few, who were so useless."
"So what exactly do they want?"
A newer, bigger house, Stony?
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