Wednesday 11 November 2009

Now I Remember...

...why I've never eaten a kebab:
A senior council environment health officer and a veterinary advisor from the Food Standards Agency were walking in Sutherland Road, Walthamstow, when they spotted a man unloading filthy meat out of the boot of his car.

Closer inspection revealed the meat consisted of lamb fat, old and broken pitta breads and floor sweepings.

The man said he was from an Edmonton kebab shop and the meat was for local takeaways before running off.
Mmmmm, yummy!

6 comments:

MTG said...

Fair enough Julia but I think it is only fair to point out that these kebab makers never take your money without offering a smile.

banned said...

Likewise, well not since being a drunken teenager.

Constantly Furious said...

Gah, you ponces. What doesn't kill you,makes you stronger. Nom nom nom...

Mark said...

Go for the Shish or Shawarma, avoid the Doner!

JuliaM said...

"...I think it is only fair to point out that these kebab makers never take your money without offering a smile."

I can see why!

"What doesn't kill you,makes you stronger. "

They're all yours... ;)

"Go for the Shish or Shawarma, avoid the Doner!"

Shish kebabs never seem to be sold by these shops, though. It always seems to be the 'elephant leg' doner.

David Gillies said...

God I could murder a large doner with loads of hot sauce right now.