Friday 29 July 2011

Quote Of The Month

This, from Leg-Iron on the new porn-addicts helpline:
The service includes live telephone sessions with trained counsellors and 'accountability' software that monitors online activity and sends a list of viewed x-rated websites to users' therapists.

So they'll know your phone number and internet IP address and they'll get a list of the hottest sites direct from your own browsing history. Log on to Sluts-R-Us and someone will call you to tell you you've been very naughty and must be spanked. You know, I don't think that's going to work very well.
Masterly!

5 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

You probably won't be able to get through to a therapist .. for the queue of Politicians, High Court Judges & Arch Bishops ..

And any mention of a "free spanking" and they'll be there like flies round dog shit ..

SBC said...

No one can turn a cutting phrase like Leg Iron. DP comes close but Leg Iron's mastery is near complete.

Paul said...

Won't they just put these wankers in a CB 6000 chastity device nstead?

wv: ruders (LOL!)

blueknight said...

or the queue of Politicians, High Court Judges & Arch Bishops ..

and ex Home Secretaries' husbands - apparently

JuliaM said...

"No one can turn a cutting phrase like Leg Iron."

Agreed!