Sunday 19 July 2015

Being Muslim - Yr Doin' It Wrong...



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10 comments:

Lynne at Counting Cats said...

Obviously an enthusiastic practitioner of Andy CC houdary's Path to Islamic Enlightenment.

Wasn't there a similar path followed by Osama bin Liner?

Twenty Rothmans said...

Do you remember that after we had colonized that lot, that they rose up and threw us out?

Anonymous said...

Wassup? in us mosk we as too toast Allah for all de white kids he send us.

Anonymous said...

Obviously a lie as good moose-slims do not take intoxicants. Even the pissed ones I used to have to interface with would insist they were not drunk because as good moose-slims they cannot take intoxicants and round we go again!

Anonymous said...

I have treated a substantial number of observant Muslim men ie beard, wives in tents, ostentatious about fasting, for diseases normally consequent on longterm alcohol abuse. Obviously it's the West's fault.

Fahrenheit211 said...

Anonymous, I'm surprised that your Bearded, observant Muslims didn't blame 'the Jews' for their dicky livers, dodgy guts and pickled hearts. As in: "A big Jew/Mossad came along while I was sleeping and stole my shoes, my signing on card and swapped my good liver for a bad one'

John Tee said...

Visit Bahrain. The hotel bars are full of 'em and that isn't cola they're drinking. A significant proportion of them will have come across the causeway from Saudi.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry. A good talking to by that renowned Muslim scholar David Cameron is what he needs. He'll explain to him what Islam truly means, doubtless backed with copious quotations from the Quran and the relevant Hadiths. Inshallah.

Anonymous said...

Well, he is Dutch, I suppose.

JuliaM said...

"Wasn't there a similar path followed by Osama bin Liner?"

Certainly of the 9/11 hijackers..

"Obviously it's the West's fault."

Of course!

"Visit Bahrain. The hotel bars are full of 'em and that isn't cola they're drinking. "

Shocked I am, SHOCKED! ;)