"We're Gonna Need A Lot More Men, Sarge!"

A man who blasted shotgun cartridges at a family home in Coventry – shattering the front door and window – has been jailed for nearly 10 years after West Midlands Police proved he was the shooter.

Might have needed a horde, you could say!

Genghis Khan opened fire at the house in Lauderdale Avenue in the early hours of 10 May last year – and the following month discharged a sawn-off shotgun at a vehicle parked outside the address.

They caught him because he posted pictures of himself on social media with the weapons.

So, more a clot, than born clutching one...

H/T: Robert Hale via email