"'It was quite remarkable that she didn't suffer serious injury.' "

Perhaps her lips cushioned the fall?

McGuire denied being the driver, but all three friends picked her out from an ID parade.

At first she was arrested for attempted murder but finally pleaded guilty to attempting to drive dangerously with the intention of causing serious injury.

She also admitted another offence of causing actual bodily harm on another woman after slashing her victim's forehead with a pen knife.

Lovely!

Mitigating Keith Harrison said his client has shown 'genuine remorse' and has mental health issues.

We must have them too, for putting up with a justice system that hands out such feeble sentences...