Friday 5 August 2022

What A Time To Be Alive!


Who could ever, in their wildest dreams, imagine they would see a headline like this?

An inspector warned officers they could face disciplinary action if they stripped at the event at Heaven nightclub in Charing Cross while off duty.
The Times reported that the senior officer warned in an email sent to the West End policing unit: ‘It makes it awkward for the staff at the location to then have to deal with you when you are next on shift attending the venue to carry out official duties.’
The inspector added that ‘CCTV would be viewed and officers spoken to’ if they continued to take part in the event.

What sort of people are they recruiting that this needs to be spelled out to them? 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"What sort of people are they recruiting that this needs to be spelled out to them?"


Well endowed ones, by the sound of the article?

James Higham said...

I made to comment, thinking I should. Seriously though … without words.

Anonymous said...

That's his promotion prospects out of the window when a turd burglar PC complains he's being homophobic.
Jaded

Anonymous said...

I live in a rural ‘city’ with the local ‘problem drinking population’ predominantly made up of 6’ 5” burly ‘farm boy’ types.

The police? 40% ‘wimmin’ (either 4’ 11” and/or ‘weebles’ feminazis – uniforms for … sourced from mothercare and the local tent manufacturers), 60% ‘effeminate’ (or a class that term ‘suggests’) <5’ soy-boys.

The average Friday night ‘revelry’ is worth attending for the (predictable) hilarity that ensues (until you’ve seen 27 police officers try, and fail, to subdue one drunk … you haven’t lived).

The long march has long finished with what was the police force.

MTG1 said...

All creations evolve. In the case of UK police, only five decades of autonomy were required to produce the ultimate stagnant pool of Filth.

JuliaM said...

"Well endowed ones, by the sound of the article?"

😂

"Seriously though … without words."

Yes, quite!

"The average Friday night ‘revelry’ is worth attending for the (predictable) hilarity that ensues ..."

😯