Monday 3 August 2020

Mystery Solved!

Two 18-year-old men have been arrested for their suspected involvement in the hit-and-run attack on a black NHS worker.
Avon and Somerset Police said the pair were arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after the NHS victim was deliberately struck by a car in Monks Park Avenue in Horfield, Bristol.
The police are treating it as a racially aggravated attack because the two occupants in the car yelled 'f***ing n*****'.
What?!?

Why isn't this headline news? Why isn't Black Lives Matter marching through Bristol?
The 21-year-old musician, who wishes only to be referred to as K or his stage name Kdogg...
Oh...
Superintendent Andy Bennett, of Avon and Somerset Police, said: 'We appreciate this incident has caused a significant amount of concern but we'd like to stress there is no intelligence or information to indicate there's a further risk to the public.'
Well...
"I do want to ask the public and the media to respect our privacy as a family because this is a really difficult time. We'd ask that any contact is made through SARI.
"We will bounce back as a family, this will make us stronger. We won't let the haters win."
Hmmm....

6 comments:

Fahrenheit211 said...

Isn't this the same Superintendent Andy Bennett who sided with the rioters in Bristol by saying that he 'understood' the vandalism of the Coulston statue?

The Jannie said...

They don't like rap, then?

MTG 1 said...

Yeees, I agree that at least one enormous piece of this jigsaw is missing, JuliaM. I have no wish to be a spoiler or quell your promotion of wild speculation...but couldn't you kick off the fun by providing a pointer or decent clue? You know, like "Where All The White Girls At?"

Anonymous said...

In the alternative..."That last batch of snort was all talc, Motherf*****."

Bucko said...

"The keen musician and footballer..."

I'll bet

"We'd ask that any contact is made through SARI."

Hey SARI, play Swing Low, Sweet Chariot...

JuliaM said...

"Isn't this the same Superintendent Andy Bennett who sided with the rioters in Bristol..."

Indeed!

"Hey SARI, play Swing Low, Sweet Chariot..."

SNORK!