Chanel reportedly wrote on Facebook: "Today has been the worst day of my life. I have had to watch two men who I love so much take their last breath."That's the partner of the owner of yesterday's atrocity-causing mutt. Unwisely taking to Facebook, which is exactly what one does when one suffers a family tragedy, it seems.
"Cookie did not attack Keven, he’s a big boy and plays too rough."
Chanel told the BBC: "So many people said what a passive dog Cookie was, but Cookie hasn't attacked Kev, it wasn't a vicious attack - it was a tragic accident."
She added: "We are all devastated, he meant so much to myself."
Again, you're left to wonder if she's talking about the father-in-law there, or her cropped-eared, musclebound 'pet'.
Oh, sorry, did I say 'pet'? The more accurate term would probably be 'four-legged cash machine'...
Ms Fong's boyfriend, Josh Jones, is a breeder of American Bullys or XL Bullys, which are legal to own in the UK. He has been breeding the dogs for about six years, and Ms Fong said it was "his dream" to "better the breed."
Some things can't be bettered. But they can be eradicated. Time these were.