Wednesday 11 May 2022

Who Are You Kidding?

"I would say it is vanishingly rare for any dog to attack or to pose any danger or threat.
"It is very extreme and very abnormal. I just hope and pray that nobody else is put in danger."

WTAF? Don't you read the news, then? Can you be less aware of the increasing nature of this issue? 

Police are now investigating the incident.

Which is probably code for 'Police have tapped it into the computer and generated a report, and are now going back to trawling social media at the behest of some aggrieved identity group'... 


MTG1 said...

I heard that a new plod game, awarding wins according to the degree of unhelpfulness a Farce could be towards members of the public, is doing the rounds.

JuliaM said...

It would explain a few things, wouldn't it?

*places a bet on Essex Police to win*