Lazy (or ignorant) subs: cars do not 'plough' - an action involving vertical movement of the plough tines combined with horizontal traction - they just collide with things. But was no driver 'in-volvo-ed'?
To be fair to the sub-ed, Volvos rarely have a driver - a 'driver' wouldn't ever choose to drive a Volvo. They're usually piloted by dizzy, shit-scared, incompetents who should never be let loose on the road - unfortunately, Volvos keep them alive to do it again and again. Anyone seeking to buy a Volvo should be given a Reliant Robin, they couldn't tell the difference and that'll soon take them out, saving the rest of us.
"It probably fell in with the 'wrong crowd' - likely some of those knives that 'go in'."
Hanging around on street corners with Audis, I expect...
"...but it is a Volvo. City?"
Heh!
"But was no driver 'in-volvo-ed'?"
👏👏👏
"Anyone seeking to buy a Volvo should be given a Reliant Robin, they couldn't tell the difference and that'll soon take them out, saving the rest of us."
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It probably fell in with the 'wrong crowd' - likely some of those knives that 'go in'.
No furrow and no house but it is a Volvo. City?
So not entirely false news.
Lazy (or ignorant) subs: cars do not 'plough' - an action involving vertical movement of the plough tines combined with horizontal traction - they just collide with things.
But was no driver 'in-volvo-ed'?
To be fair to the sub-ed, Volvos rarely have a driver - a 'driver' wouldn't ever choose to drive a Volvo.
They're usually piloted by dizzy, shit-scared, incompetents who should never be let loose on the road - unfortunately, Volvos keep them alive to do it again and again.
Anyone seeking to buy a Volvo should be given a Reliant Robin, they couldn't tell the difference and that'll soon take them out, saving the rest of us.
"It probably fell in with the 'wrong crowd' - likely some of those knives that 'go in'."
Hanging around on street corners with Audis, I expect...
"...but it is a Volvo. City?"
Heh!
"But was no driver 'in-volvo-ed'?"
👏👏👏
"Anyone seeking to buy a Volvo should be given a Reliant Robin, they couldn't tell the difference and that'll soon take them out, saving the rest of us."
😂
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