Tuesday, 10 June 2014

A Right Little Herbert...

Prosecutor Johnson Shittu told Bexley Magistrates' Court on June 4: "The defendant jumped out, saw the officers and said 'oh s***'.
*stifled giggles*
He was arrested on suspicion of theft of a motor vehicle along with a 33-year-old man and 29-year-old woman who had been following him in the other car.
They were later released without charge.
A screwdriver had been used to start the £51,985 motor home, which had been stolen from a garage forecourt in Canterbury overnight between March 21 and 22.
Herbert, of Boxgrove Road, Abbey Wood, has a previous conviction for careless driving.
What sort of a name is 'Conna' anyway?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pikii?

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate pikeys!

Lynne at Counting Cats said...

Could have been worse. Could have been Conna Shittu.

JuliaM said...

You may all be right, it was certainly the first thing I thought!