Instead, it seems they have enough money to splurge on coke and get their inner Hannibal Lecter on before being rendered extra-crispy by the forces of the law...
The story does also show some odd local views on the hostel:
Local resident Cindy Farr, 41, told MailOnline of a 'significant' police response, adding: 'You do have police going back and forth regularly but I've never seen any problems. It is quite out of character.'
Grandmother Susan Gibbs, 71, who lives near the hotel, said: 'I'm not really surprised that something like this has happened. Police seem to be here every other night to sort out the violence.
'This was a quiet peaceful village before it was opened, now it's got to the stage where our houses are being devalued because of the problem. We've even had people sleeping rough overnight in the hedge rows. 'I guess we can assume Susan lives a lot closer than Cindy?