Wednesday 19 November 2014

I Salute Your Bravery, Mr Forster!

“I did what every man would do in that situation. I put the bin outside and went to the pub.
My hero!

But you really shouldn't believe everything you read on social media...
“I posted them on Facebook for a laugh but I got comments saying that they were redback spiders and that one bite could be very dangerous.”
Errr, yes. OK.

9 comments:

MTG said...

Clutching a rolled up edition of Classic Bike whilst she clutches the bath towel, there will never be a better time to negotiate that pivotal clause in the prenuptial, chaps.

CJ Nerd said...

Park Life!

MTG said...

Gosh, Mr Nerd. It must be really interesting to call a park bench home. And for nocturnal company? Hold on...I know this one.

CJ Nerd said...

Park Life!

MTG said...

And your response to eviction by the council, Mr Nerd?

CJ Nerd said...

Park Life!

JuliaM said...

"Know what I mean"

CJ Nerd said...


"Russell Brand's writing feels like someone is about to shout PARKLIFE! at the end of every sentence"


I think much of MTG's writing is like that too.

CJ Troll said...

Nerd Life!