Thursday 6 November 2014

I’m Surprised He’d Fit In A 'Small Room'…

Yesterday Mrs Lovett, who lives in Chatham, Kent, said: ‘They’re locked up like they’re criminals.
‘Ricky can’t be in small rooms any more. It’s deeply affected him.’
Pity he wasn’t subjected to punishment that gave him a morbid fear of pies…

4 comments:

The Blocked Dwarf said...

"She said her son KYLE, who is DYSLEXIC, needed staff help.
RICKY, who has ADHD" (my BOLDS).

After I read that, I didn't need to read any further, these ones really write themselves. Infact I'm somewhat surprised that both children share their mother's skin colour....

Anonymous said...

How come these whinging, whining chav self emtitled chav runts always have something fucking wrong with them?

Ed P said...

Hardly runts, more the opposite!

JuliaM said...

:D