“I did what every man would do in that situation. I put the bin outside and went to the pub.”My hero!
But you really shouldn't believe everything you read on social media...
“I posted them on Facebook for a laugh but I got comments saying that they were redback spiders and that one bite could be very dangerous.”Errr, yes. OK.
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Clutching a rolled up edition of Classic Bike whilst she clutches the bath towel, there will never be a better time to negotiate that pivotal clause in the prenuptial, chaps.
Park Life!
Gosh, Mr Nerd. It must be really interesting to call a park bench home. And for nocturnal company? Hold on...I know this one.
Park Life!
And your response to eviction by the council, Mr Nerd?
Park Life!
"Know what I mean"
"Russell Brand's writing feels like someone is about to shout PARKLIFE! at the end of every sentence"
I think much of MTG's writing is like that too.
Nerd Life!
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