You don’t say:
After persuading the student to come into his garage, Dmitry K overpowered his victim and then wrapped his body with copper wire connected to a generator. The suspect told police he hit a button on his computer which triggered a surge of current through the student's body, killing him almost instantly.
And as if
that wasn’t enough...
According to police, the suspect also claimed to have designed a doormat that would electrocute anyone who stood on it, but had yet to test it.
He also asked detectives to return a camera he had invented which used an electro-magnetic ray to erase the memory of anyone he photographed with it.
Hmm, someone’s been reading too many comics/watching too many James Bond movies/playing too much ‘Mousetrap’...
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... a camera he had invented which used an electro-magnetic ray to erase the memory of anyone he photographed with it.
I'd add watching too much Star Trek/dropping too much acid to your list.
What's a "bizarre" serial killing? If the UK only has 'normal' one, is it a blessing?
"I'd add watching too much Star Trek/dropping too much acid to your list."
Ah, but if only it worked? I could see Gordon doing an 'adress to the nation' on live tv, and then....
"What's a "bizarre" serial killing? If the UK only has 'normal' one, is it a blessing?"
*sigh*
We can't even lead the world in ingenious murdering whackjobs anymore, it seems...
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